So instead of trying to work today I would give all you guys a bit of advice on how to enjoy Mardi Gras in the Big Easy.
2) Restrooms were made for a reason. This should be one of those things that goes without saying but a lot of the misdemeanors during carnival season is for people who think public urination is in vogue. It’s not. Trust me.
4) If they say it’s the strongest drink in the city, it is. Why some tourist like to come down and sample the monstrously potent liquids served on bourbon (Hand Grenade in particular) and think it will not affect them is beyond my capability to understand. Bars in the Quarter have a year to develop wickedly sweet beverages that tastes great and will impair a normal person in minutes. If you don’t imbibe at home don’t come here trying to change your ways. It’s a bad idea. Trust me.