I’ve scoured the web for all instances of ‘flesh eating’ crimes within the last week and as you know, what you seek you will find. The first instance to hit the spotlight is that of Rudy Eugene, a Miami man who over indulged in designer bath salts, ran naked on MacArthur Causeway and attacked a man, ripping and eating the flesh from his face in broad daylight. The police had to pump several bullets into Rudy before he stopped the rampage.
Up in Maryland, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old college student, confessed to killing his roommate, dismembering him with a knife and subsequently eating his heart and brains. Brains. A favorite delicacy for zombies I hear.
Our Canadians friends have Luka Magnotta. His story, I assure you, will be made into a ‘made for TV’ movie because it’s simply too strange. Luka has had a spotty Internet history. Everything from supposedly killing a man with an ice pick and uploading the video on the web to killing kittens and supposedly (I’m not sure about this folks) having sex with the dead kittens. And to add a pinch of weirdness, the man has worked in the porn industry for a few years, straight, bisexual and gay movies.
After he mailed a foot to Canada’s Conservative Party and attempted to mail a hand to the Liberal Part, he has disappeared from the radar. There is an intense Interpol search for his whereabouts, centering on good old London as the likely location.
In New Jersey, a suicidal Wayne Carter stabbed himself, throwing pieces of his own intestines to the police who were there to help him. And to round of our weirdness for the week, over in Sweden a jealous husband cut his much younger wife’s lips off and allegedly ate them when he suspected her of adultery.
I’m of the mind that these types of crimes happen all the time. The only reason these stories are circulating in such a viral way now is because it makes for great news. It is 2012. The world will end in a few months. We have proof. Just look at the craziness happening all around us. Yeah right.
For more information click on the links below:
Unnamed jealous husband